1960s
Meet a mortgagee,
The owner
of an icebox
With a ten-year
guarantee.
Oh, sit me in
the softest seat,
Quick, a cushion
for my feet.
Do for me, buy for me,
lift me, carry me,
Finally got a guy
to marry me!
I do my nails,
Read up on sales,
All day the records play.
Then he comes
home, I tell him
Oy--what a day
I had today!
I swear I'll do
my wifely job,
Just sit at home--
become a slob!
The owner
of an icebox
With a ten-year
guarantee.
Oh, sit me in
the softest seat,
Quick, a cushion
for my feet.
Do for me, buy for me,
lift me, carry me,
Finally got a guy
to marry me!
I do my nails,
Read up on sales,
All day the records play.
Then he comes
home, I tell him
Oy--what a day
I had today!
I swear I'll do
my wifely job,
Just sit at home--
become a slob!