1990s
When you feel like
the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people
who are Jewish
just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas,
and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together
at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na
and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish,
Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together,
what a fine lookin' Jew
the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people
who are Jewish
just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas,
and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together
at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na
and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish,
Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together,
what a fine lookin' Jew